妻子要是报纸就好了_英汉双语笑话

wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: i wish i were a newspaper so i'll be in your hands all day.
　　husband: i wish that too, so i could change you daily
　　妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子抱怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以天天在你手里了。
　　丈夫说我也希望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。
　　note
　　i wish i were ....是虚拟语气的说法，表示希望发生但不会发生的。