Its in the Bible_英语宗教笑话

    during his sermon one sunday, the local preacher told his congregation

    that the entire range of human experience could be found in the bible. he

    confidently stated, "if anything can happen to humans, it is described

    somewhere in the bible."

    after the service, a woman came up to the preacher and said, "reverend,

    i don't think the bible mentions anything about pms."

    the preacher told the woman he was certain he could find a reference to pms

    somewhere in scripture.

    during the following week, he searched diligently, book-by-book, chapter-by-chapter

    and verse-by-verse.

    on the following sunday, the woman came up to him and asked, "did you

    find any references to pms in the bible?"

    the preacher smiled, opened his bible and began to read, "... and mary rode

    joseph's ass all the way to bethlehem."