Silent Entry_英语女性笑话

a woman who plays cards one night a month with a group of friends was concerned that she always woke up her husband when she came home around 11:30.

one night she decided to try not to rouse him. she undressed in the living room and, purse over arm, tiptoed nude into the bedroom - only to find her husband sitting up in bed reading.

"dammit woman!" he exclaimed. "did you lose everything?"