【老外的幽默】How to reject a man_幽默英语

how to reject a man

gg：can i buy you a drink?
mm：actually i'd rather have the money.

gg：can i have your name?
mm：why? don't you already have one?

gg：i'm a photographer. i've been looking for a face like yours.
mm：i'm a plastic surgeon. i've been looking for a face like yours.

gg：is this seat empty?
mm：yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

gg：haven't i seen you some place before?
mm：yes. that's why i don't go there anymore.

gg：will you go out with me this saturday?
mm：sorry. i'm having a headache this weekend.

gg：i think i could make you very happy.
mm：why? are you leaving?

歪评：拒绝人的两大法宝：装疯卖傻、话里藏针。（p.s 要是那位仁兄太实在了，还是有话直说吧）