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Get away with murder_英语司法笑话

two prisoners are talking about their crimes:

george: "i robbed a bank, and they gave me 20 years"

herman: "hmm. i killed a man, and i'm here for 3 days"

george: "*what*??? i rob a bank and get 20 years; you kill a man and get 3 days???"

herman: "yeah, it was a lawyer."