Legal quotes & quips_英语司法笑话
when there are too many policemen, there can be no liberty;
when there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;
when there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.?
-- lin yutang
?litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.?
-- ambrose bierce
"a country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.?
-- benjamin franklin
?lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.?
-- oscar wilde
?in the halls of justice the only justice is in the halls.?
-- lenny bruce
?i was never ruined but twice -- once when i lost a lawsuit, and once when i gained one.?
-- voltaire
when there are too many soldiers, there can be no peace;
when there are too many lawyers, there can be no justice.?
-- lin yutang
?litigation is a machine which you go into as a pig and come out as a sausage.?
-- ambrose bierce
"a country man between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats.?
-- benjamin franklin
?lawyers have been known to wrest from reluctant juries triumphant verdicts of acquittal for their clients, even when those clients, as often happens, were clearly and unmistakably innocent.?
-- oscar wilde
?in the halls of justice the only justice is in the halls.?
-- lenny bruce
?i was never ruined but twice -- once when i lost a lawsuit, and once when i gained one.?
-- voltaire