Joke: Now I Know_英语愚人笑话
bill gates meets hugh grant at a hollywood party.
they are talking and bill says, "i've seen some great pictures of divine brown lately, i sure would like to get together with her!" hugh replies, "well bill, you know ... ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. she's charging a small fortune." bill said with a chuckle, "hugh, money's no object to me. what's her number?"
so, hugh gives bill her number and bill sets up a date.
they meet and after they finish, bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "god...now i know why you chose the name divine."
to which she replies, "thank you bill...and now i know how you chose the name... microsoft."
they are talking and bill says, "i've seen some great pictures of divine brown lately, i sure would like to get together with her!" hugh replies, "well bill, you know ... ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed. she's charging a small fortune." bill said with a chuckle, "hugh, money's no object to me. what's her number?"
so, hugh gives bill her number and bill sets up a date.
they meet and after they finish, bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling, "god...now i know why you chose the name divine."
to which she replies, "thank you bill...and now i know how you chose the name... microsoft."