Question and answer animal jokes_英语动物笑话

q: why did the chicken cross the road?
a: to show the armadillo that it was possible.

q: why did the chicken cross the road?
a: to get away from colonel sanders!

q: why did the chicken cross the road twice?
a: because it was a double-crosser.

q: why did the iraqi chicken cross the road?
a: to take over the other side.

q: why did the chicken cross the playground?
a: to get to the other slide.

q: why did the chicken cross the beach?
a: to get to the other tide.

q: why did the dinosaur cross the road?
a: chickens hadn't evolved yet.