幽默学习第九期_幽默英语

　jim plays golf down in tuscaloosa, alabama. the course was built right next to a cemetery. one of the greens is right next to the fence that separates the golf course from the cemetery.
　　one afternoon, jim was playing with a well-known loudmouth and they came up to that green.
　　loudmouth had about a 50-foot putt to sink. he took out his putter and whacked the ball towards the hole.
　　it so just happens on the other side of the fence there was a funeral in process. jim says, "honest to god, that putt *almost* made it in about the time the pastor across the fence got done with the service. loudmouth shouts -- loud enough for the funeral to hear -- 'get in that damn hole, ****!'"

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