幽默学习第十二期_幽默英语

over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and i were discussing former "loves". i told him that i once broke up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment. john said, "anthony, i'm shocked. i never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. what was the girl's problem?"
taking a sip, i paused and reflected. "she couldn't say 'yes'."