幽默学习第十四期_幽默英语

　we were all tired after a difficult faculty meeting. the dean chairing it complained, "have you noticed all these gray hairs i've been getting? do you realize that when i took this job four years ago, i didn't have a single one?" "that's no problem," consoled another professor who was virtually bald. "just do what i do. whenever you notice a gray hair, yank it out."