幽默学习第十八期_幽默英语

i left montreal heading toward quebec city, when i decided to stop at a comfort station. the first stall was occupied, so i went into the second one. i was no sooner seated than i heard a voice from the next stall:"hi, how are you doing?"well, i am not the type to chat with strangers in highway comfort stations, and i really don't know quite what possessed me, but anyway, i answered, a little embarrassed:"not bad."and the stranger said: "and, what are you up to?"talk about your dumb questions! i was really beginning to think this was too weird! so i said:"well, just like you i'm driving east."then, i heard the stranger, all upset, say, "look, i'll call you back, there's some idiot in the next stall answering all the questions i am asking you."