Joke: Hormone Hostage_英语愚人笑话

subject: hormone hostage

the hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his very life into his own hands.
this is a handy guide that should be as common as a driving licence in the wallet for every husband, boyfriend,etc.

dangerous: what's for dinner?
safer: can i help you with dinner?
safest: where would you like to go for dinner?
ultra safe: here, have some chocolate.

dangerous: are you wearing that?
safer: gee, you look good in brown.
safest: wow! look at you!
ultra safe: here, have some chocolate.

dangerous: what are you so worked up about?
safer: could we be overreacting?
safest: here's fifty quid, buy yourself something.
ultra safe: here, have some chocolate.


dangerous: should you be eating that?
safer: you know, there are a lot of apples left.
safest: can i get you a glass of wine with that?
ultra safe: here, have some chocolate.


dangerous: what did you do all day?
safer: i hope you didn't overdo it today.
safest: i've always loved you in that dressing gown!
ultra safe: here, have some more chocolate.