No Cussing In Church_英语宗教笑话

    a man went to church one day and afterward he
    stopped to shake the preacher's hand. he said,
    "preacher, i'll tell you what, that was a damned
    fine sermon. damned good!"
    the preacher said, "thank you sir, but i'd
    rather you didn't use
    that kind of language in the lord's house.
    the man said, "i was so damned impressed with
    that sermon i put five thousand dollars in the offering
    plate!"
    the preacher said, "no shit?"