Golfing With The Wife_英语女性笑话

a man staggers into casualty with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped around his throat.

naturally the doctor asks him what happened. "well, it was like this," said the man. "i was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.

"we went to look for it and while i was rooting around, i noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.

"i walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife's golf ball -- stuck right in the middle of the ... well that's when i made my mistake."

"what did you do?" asks the doctor.

"well, i lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, 'hey, this looks like yours!'"