118. I，You and she_英语幽默故事

　peter was a clever boy. on his first day at school, he learned three words: 1, you and she. the teacher taught him how to make sentences with those words. the teacher said," i, i am your teacher; (then pointing to a girl) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student.

　when peter went home, his father asked him what he had learned at school. peter said at once, " i, i am your teacher; (then pointing to his mother) she, she is your classmate; you, you are my student his father got angry and said, "i, i am your father; (then pointing to his wife) she, she is your mother; you, you are my son.

　the next morning at school, the teacher asked peter if he had learned the three words by heart. "yes," he said proudly, "i, i am your father; (then pointing to a girl) she, she is your mother; you, you are my son."

notes:

　(1) learn sth. by heart谙记；能背出

　(2) proudly adv.自豪地

exercises:

根据短文回答下列问题：

　① what did peter learn on his first day at school?

　② how many sentences did the teacher teach him?

　③ who asked him a question when peter went home?

　④ how did his father feel when he heard peter's sentences?

　⑤ what sentences did his father teach him?

118.我，你，她

　彼得是个聪明的孩子。在学校的第一天，他学了三个词：我，你，她。老师教他如何用这三个词造句子。老师说：“我，我是你的；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的；你，你是我的。”

　彼得回到家里，爸爸问他学了什么。彼得马上说：“我，我是你的；（然后指着他的妈妈）她，她是你的；你，你是我的。”他的爸爸听了非常生气，说：“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着他的妻子）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。”

　第二天，问彼得是否用心学那三个词了。“是的，”彼得自豪地说，“我，我是你的爸爸；（然后指着一个女孩）她，她是你的妈妈；你，你是我的儿子。”

练习参考答案：

    ① he learnt three words: 1, you and she.

　② three sentences.

　③ his father.

　④ he got angry.

　⑤ i, i am your father; she, she is your mother; you, you my son.