你将救出哪一幅？_英汉双语笑话

a newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "if a fire broke out in the louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out?"
一份报纸组织了一场竞赛，为下面的问题征集最佳答案：“如果卢浮宫起了火，而你只能救出一幅画，你将救出哪一幅？”

the winning reply was: "the one nearest the exit."
获奖的答案是：“最接近门口的那一幅。”