Keep that a secret_英语司法笑话
after many years of hard work, joe rewarded himself with a long, luxurious stay at an exclusive carribean resort. while relaxing on the beach, he was surprised to see a former high school classmate who he hadn't seen since they graduated. his old friend had been something of a "burnout" in high school, and this was the last place joe expected to see him.
joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "pete, it's joe. from high school. it's sure been a long time. you look great! you must really be doing okay for yourself."
"i am," whispered pete. "i am a partner with a very successful law firm. but don't tell mother. she got the idea that i was a drug dealer back when i was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how i really make my money."
joe approached the man, and seized his hand. "pete, it's joe. from high school. it's sure been a long time. you look great! you must really be doing okay for yourself."
"i am," whispered pete. "i am a partner with a very successful law firm. but don't tell mother. she got the idea that i was a drug dealer back when i was in high school, and she would be terribly disappointed if she figured out how i really make my money."