Youre a lawyer if_英语司法笑话

you might be a lawyer if....

you are charging someone for reading these jokes.

the shortest sentence you have ever written was more than eighty words long.

you have a daughter named sue and a son named bill.

your other car is a bmw.

when you look in a mirror, you see a lawyer.

when your wife says "i love you," you cross-examine her.