Need a new lawyer_英语司法笑话

warning signs that you might need a different lawyer

1. your lawyer tells you that his last good case was of budweiser.
2. when the prosecutors see your lawyer, they high-five each other.
3. your lawyer picks the jury by playing "duck-duck-goose."
4. your lawyer tells you that he has never told a lie.
5. a prison guard is shaving your head.