Joke: IM Holding Somefin_英语愚人笑话
a teacher was playing a game with her class. she said "i'm holding something behind my back. it's red and you can eat it."
a little boy puts his hand up and says, "please miss, is it a tomato?"
"no," replied the teacher, "it's an apple, but it shows you're thinking!"
she continued, "i'm now holding something behind my back. it's yellow and you can eat it."
a little girl puts her hand up and says, "please miss, is it a banana?"
"no," replied the teacher, "it's a lemon, but it shows you're thinking!"
just then, little johnny at the back, giggling putt's his hand up and says, " 'ere miss, i got one for ya! i'm holding somefin' under the table. it's straight and 'ard, two inches long and got a round red bit at the end!"
the teacher says, "johnny, don't be so vulgar!"
johnny says, "it's a match miss, but it shows you're thinking!"
a little boy puts his hand up and says, "please miss, is it a tomato?"
"no," replied the teacher, "it's an apple, but it shows you're thinking!"
she continued, "i'm now holding something behind my back. it's yellow and you can eat it."
a little girl puts her hand up and says, "please miss, is it a banana?"
"no," replied the teacher, "it's a lemon, but it shows you're thinking!"
just then, little johnny at the back, giggling putt's his hand up and says, " 'ere miss, i got one for ya! i'm holding somefin' under the table. it's straight and 'ard, two inches long and got a round red bit at the end!"
the teacher says, "johnny, don't be so vulgar!"
johnny says, "it's a match miss, but it shows you're thinking!"