Joke: I Have Bad And Very Bad News_英语愚人笑话

doctor: i have some bad news and some very bad news.

patient: well, might as well give me the bad news first.

doctor: the lab called with your test results. they said you have 24 hours to live.

patient: 24 hours! that's terrible! what could be worse? what's the very bad news?

doctor: i've been trying to reach you since yesterday.