Joke: Tame Alligator_英语愚人笑话

a guy walks into a bar with an alligator on a leash. the bartender tells the man that he cannot bring such a dangerous animal into the bar. the man assures him that the gator is completely tame and offers a demonstration. he opens the gator's mouth, places his penis inside and closes it. he then beats the alligator on the head with a stick. then, he gently opens the gator's mouth, removes his penis and shows it to the crowd. there wasn't a scratch on it. he turns and says, "now would anyone else like to try?"

a little old women raises her hand and says, "yes i would, but please don't hit me on the head with the stick."