Dead Husband_英语女性笑话

a woman goes to visit a fortune teller. in a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

"there's no easy way to say this, so i'll just be blunt: prepare yourself to be a widow. your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

visibly shaken, the woman stares at the fortune teller's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands.

she took a few deep breaths to compose herself. she simply had to know. she met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question. "will i be found guilty?"