Bad Shape_英语女性笑话

a woman accompanied her husband to the doctor's office. after his checkup,the doctor
called the wife into his office alone. he said, "your husband is suffering from a
very severe disease, combined with horrible stress. if you don't do the following, your
husband will surely die." "each morning, fix him a healthy breakfast. try to be
pleasant in general, and make sure he stays in a good mood. for lunch make him a
nutritious meal. for dinner prepare something nice and healthy again. don't burden him
with chores, as he probably had a hard day. don't discuss your problems with him, it will
only make his stress worse. and most importantly, make love with your husband several
times a week and satisfy his every whim. "if you can do this for the next 1 to 2
months, i think your husband will regain his health completely. on the way home, the
husband asked his wife, "what did the doctor say?" "you're going to
die," she replied.