Is This Love For Lawyers?_英语司法笑话

what do you call a lawyer with an i. q. of 50? your honor.

what do you call a lawyer whose gone bad? senator.

what is the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline? you take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline!

what is the difference between a tick and a lawyer? the tick stops draining you and drops off after you're dead.

what do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? a good start!

how can you tell when a lawyer is lying? his lips are moving.

what is the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? there are skid marks in front of the dog.

what is the difference between a dead lawyer and a squished skunk in the road? the vultures will eat the skunk.