Real Quotes From Court_英语司法笑话

q: what is your date of birth?
a: july fifteenth.
q: what year?
a: every year.

q: this myasthenia gravis -- does it affect your memory at all?
a: yes.
q: and in what ways does it affect your memory?
a: i forget.
q: you forget. can you give us an example of something that you've forgotten?

q: all your responses must be oral, okay? what school did you go to?
a: oral.

q: how old is your son -- the one living with you.
a: thirty-eight or thirty-five, i can't remember which.
q: how long has he lived with you?
a: forty-five years.

q: what was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke that morning?
a: he said, ''where am i, cathy?''
q: and why did that upset you?
a: my name is susan.

q: sir, what is your iq? a: well, i can see pretty well, i think.

q: do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo occult?
a: we both do.
q: voodoo?
a: we do.
q: you do?
a: yes, voodoo.

q: now doctor, isn't it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn't know about it until the next morning?

q: the youngest son, the twenty-year old, how old is he?

q: were you present when your picture was taken?

q: was it you or your younger brother who was killed in the war?
q: did he kill you?

q: how far apart were the vehicles at the time of the collision?
q: you were there until the time you left, is that true? q: how many times have you committed suicide?

q: so the date of conception (of the baby) was august 8th?
a: yes.
q: and what were you doing at that time?

q: she had three children, right?
a: yes.
q: how many were boys?
a: none.
q: were there any girls?

q: you say the stairs went down to the basement?
a: yes.
q: and these stairs, did they go up also?

q: mr. slatery, you went on a rather elaborate honeymoon, didn't you?
a: i went to europe, sir.
q: and you took your new wife?

q: how was your first marriage terminated?
a: by death.
q: and by whose death was it terminated?

q: can you describe the individual?
a: he was about medium height and had a beard.
q: was this a male, or a female?

q: is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which i sent to your atorney?
a: no, this is how i dress when i go to work.

q: doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?
a: all my autopsies are performed on dead people.
q: do you recall the time that you examined the body?
a: the autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.
q: and mr. dennington was dead at the time? a: no, he was sitting on the table wondering why i was doing an autopsy.