Joke: Asleep at the Office?_英语愚人笑话
"they told me at the blood bank this might happen."
"i wasn't sleeping, i was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"i wasn't sleeping! i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"amen"
"this is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"whew! guess i left the top off the liquid paper"
"i was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"this is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"boy, that cold medicine i took last night just won't wear off!"
"darn! why did you interrupt me? i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."
"i wasn't sleeping, i was trying to pick up contact lens without hands."
"i wasn't sleeping! i was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!"
"amen"
"this is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to."
"whew! guess i left the top off the liquid paper"
"i was doing a highly specific yoga exercise to relieve work related stress."
"this is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!"
"boy, that cold medicine i took last night just won't wear off!"
"darn! why did you interrupt me? i had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem."