the perfect day_英语成人笑话
the perfect day - her
8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 light breakfast
11:00 sunbathe
12:30 lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 shopping
2:30 run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 facial, massage, nap
7:30 candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 make love
11:30 pillow talk in his big strong arms
the perfect day - him
6:45 alarm.
7:00 shower and massage.
7:30 blowjob.
7:45 massive dump while reading usa today sports section.
8:15 limo arrives, stoli bloody marys.
8:30 butler aviation, o'hare field, lear jet to augusta, georgia.
9:30 front nine holes, augusta national golf club.
11:30 lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 heinekens.
12:30 blowjob.
12:45 back nine holes, augusta national golf club.
2:30 limo to augusta airport, bombay sapphire martini.
3:30 nassau, bahamas, afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). sex for each fish caught. catch 1249 lb. blue marlin. grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six heinekens, nap.
6:15 blowjob.
6:30 lear jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 shit, shower, shave.
8:00 watch cnn live coverage of bill clinton's resignation. hillary and al gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 dinner at ritz carlton, oysters casino, 20 oz. filet mignons (rare), gorgonzola salad, fettucini alfredo, chateau lafite rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, louis xii cognac, cohiba lancero
10:30 sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 whirlpool, steam and massage. women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. midnight blowjob. sleep
8:45 wake up to hugs and kisses
9:00 5 lbs lighter on the scale
9:30 light breakfast
11:00 sunbathe
12:30 lunch with best friend at outdoor cafe
1:45 shopping
2:30 run into boyfriend's/husband's ex and notice she's gained 30 lbs
3:00 facial, massage, nap
7:30 candlelight dinner for two and dancing
10:00 make love
11:30 pillow talk in his big strong arms
the perfect day - him
6:45 alarm.
7:00 shower and massage.
7:30 blowjob.
7:45 massive dump while reading usa today sports section.
8:15 limo arrives, stoli bloody marys.
8:30 butler aviation, o'hare field, lear jet to augusta, georgia.
9:30 front nine holes, augusta national golf club.
11:30 lunch - 2 dozen oysters, 3 heinekens.
12:30 blowjob.
12:45 back nine holes, augusta national golf club.
2:30 limo to augusta airport, bombay sapphire martini.
3:30 nassau, bahamas, afternoon fishing with all female crew (topless). sex for each fish caught. catch 1249 lb. blue marlin. grilled tuna and steamed lobster appetizers, six heinekens, nap.
6:15 blowjob.
6:30 lear jet return flight, total body massage in transit.
7:30 shit, shower, shave.
8:00 watch cnn live coverage of bill clinton's resignation. hillary and al gore are indicted in the same scandal (which involves graphic pictures and large farm animals).
9:00 dinner at ritz carlton, oysters casino, 20 oz. filet mignons (rare), gorgonzola salad, fettucini alfredo, chateau lafite rothschild 1963 (magnum) creme brute, louis xii cognac, cohiba lancero
10:30 sex with 3 women, all from different countries
11:30 whirlpool, steam and massage. women quietly get dressed, hail cab and leave. midnight blowjob. sleep