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Two angry neighbors_英语动物笑话

two neighbors had been fighting each other for nigh on four decades. bob buys a great dane and teaches it to use the bathroom in bill's yard. for one whole year bill ignores the dog.

so bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use the bathroom in bill's yard. after about a year and a half of bob's cow crapping in bill's yard; being ignored all the while, a semi pulls up in front of bill's house.

bob runs over and demands to know what's in the 18-wheeler.

'my new pet elephant,' bill replies solemly.