Dogs and Light Bulbs_英语动物笑话
how many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?
border collie: just one. then i'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
rottweiler: make me!
lab: oh, me, me! pleeease let me change the light bulb! can i? huh? huh?
dachshund: you know i can't reach that stupid lamp!
malamute: let the border collie do it. you can feed me while he's busy.
jack russell terrier: i'll just pop it in while i'm bouncing off the walls.
greyhound: it isn't moving. who cares?
cocker spaniel: why change it? i can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
mastiff: screw it yourself! i'm not afraid of the dark...
doberman: while it's out, i'll just take a nap on the couch.
boxer: who needs light? i can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
pointer: i see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
chihuahua: yo quiero taco bulb?
australian shepherd: first, i'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
old english sheep dog: light bulb? that thing i just ate was a light bulb?
basset hound: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
westie: dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. i am not one of them so the question is, how long before i can expect my light again?
poodle: i'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
golden retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?
border collie: just one. then i'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
rottweiler: make me!
lab: oh, me, me! pleeease let me change the light bulb! can i? huh? huh?
dachshund: you know i can't reach that stupid lamp!
malamute: let the border collie do it. you can feed me while he's busy.
jack russell terrier: i'll just pop it in while i'm bouncing off the walls.
greyhound: it isn't moving. who cares?
cocker spaniel: why change it? i can still pee on the carpet in the dark.
mastiff: screw it yourself! i'm not afraid of the dark...
doberman: while it's out, i'll just take a nap on the couch.
boxer: who needs light? i can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
pointer: i see it, there it is, there it is, right there!
chihuahua: yo quiero taco bulb?
australian shepherd: first, i'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
old english sheep dog: light bulb? that thing i just ate was a light bulb?
basset hound: zzzzzzzzzzzzzz...
westie: dogs do not change light bulbs -- people change light bulbs. i am not one of them so the question is, how long before i can expect my light again?
poodle: i'll just blow in the border collie's ear and he'll do it. by the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
golden retriever: the sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out bulb?