I am_英语宗教笑话
a black preacher and a white preacher went on a hillside to find out if god was black or white. the white preacher askes, "god, are you black or white"? god responds, "i am that i am". the white preacher says "he's white". the black preacher says, "why do you say that"?! the white preacher says, "if he were black, he would have said, 'i is that i is'".