Throw It All Into A River笑话_英语

    a preacher, completing a temperance sermon, spoke with great fervor! "if i had all the beer in the world, i'd throw it all into the river."
    with greater emphasis, he said, "and if i had all the wine in the world, i'd throw it all into the river."
    and finally he said, "and if i had all the whiskey in the world, i'd throw it all into the river, too!"
    as he took his chair, the song leader stood and announced with a smile, "for our closing hymn, let us sing number 365:"
    "shall we gather at the river."