Reproducing Bull_英语女性笑话
a couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside on a fine sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of reproduction bulls. the guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off: "a fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year."
the wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "see! that was more
than 5 times a month!"
the second bull is to be sold: "another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
again the wife bugs her husband: "hey, that's some 10 times a month. what do
you say to that?!"
her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... the third bull is up for sale: "and this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
the wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "that's once a day, every day of the year! how about you?!"
the husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "sure, once a day! but
ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!"
the wife nudges her husband in the ribs, and comments: "see! that was more
than 5 times a month!"
the second bull is to be sold: "another fine specimen, this wonder reproduced 120 times last year."
again the wife bugs her husband: "hey, that's some 10 times a month. what do
you say to that?!"
her husband is getting really annoyed with this comparison... the third bull is up for sale: "and this extraordinary specimen reproduced 360 times last year!"
the wife slaps her husband on the arm and yells: "that's once a day, every day of the year! how about you?!"
the husband was pretty irritated by now, and yells back: "sure, once a day! but
ask the announcer if they were all with the same cow!!!"