我需要器官移植_英汉双语笑话

the patient is adamant. "doc, i need a liver transplant, a kidney transplant, a heart transplant, a cornea transplant, a spleen transplant, a pancreas trans. . ." "what makes you think you need all these?" well, replied the patient, "my boss said if i wanted to keep my job i needed to get reorganized."
这个病人显得很坚决。“医生，我需要做肝脏移植、肾脏移植、心脏移植、角膜移植、脾脏移植、胰腺移植和。。。” “你为什么认为你需要做这么多移植手术？”病人回答：“哦，是这样，我的老板说如果我这个人不重新组装的话，就别想保住我的工作！”