Hit The Lawyer_英语司法笑话

there is a truck driver who whenever he sees a lawyer walking down the street, he always swerves to hit him. one day he sees a priest on the side of the road looking for a ride and so the truck driver picks him up. while they were driving, the driver sees a lawyer, and swerves to hit him. but then he remembered he had a priest in the truck, so he swerved back on the road, but he heard a loud 'thump' anyway. so the driver turns to the priest and says "please forgive me." and the priest said, "you didn't hit the lawyer, but that's ok, i got him with the door."